Sunday, October 11, 2009

Why Grandma Has to Take Her Shoes Off at the Airport: People in this country are more terrified of being accused of racial profiling than they are of real terrorism. Don't believe it? Watch this video.



Spy on your neighbor! Recognize the signs of terrorism! Watch for signs of:
  • An American white guy with binoculars
  • An American white guy with a notepad
  • An American white guy with a cell phone
  • An American white guy on a horse farm
  • An American white guy in a gray van
  • An American white guy with gold coins.
Do not report: brown-skinned men wearing a kuffiya. That would be politically incorrect, and to depict such in a movie on terrorism would be racial profiling or just plain racist. It would show the white man's obvious terror and loathing of dark-skinned people.



Instead,carefully examined at the airport will be my 84-year-old white, white-haired mother; her purse will be carefully searched and she will be made to remove her Dr. Scholls. They're looking for an 84-year-old white female shoe bomber? Does this make sense? I guessit must, to those who are more terrified of being accused of racism or racial profiling than they are of actual terrorism.



And by the way, John Elway, what is your problem? Surely you don't need the money. If this is your idea of community service, then you would be better off to stick to issues you know something about. Maybe one hit in the head too many--just sayin'.

Tip of the tinfoil hat to my Colorado native BFF (wow, are those rare as hen's teeth, or what, now that Colorado has been almost totally Californicated.).

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